• Teacher: Schools almost over
• Teacher: and this is crazy
• Teacher: but here's three projects
• Teacher: due by friday

Sounds about right..

• pretty friend: omg i just got 100 likes on my dp
• smart friend: omg i got an A+ on my exam
• athletic friend: omg i just got asked to join the national team
• popular friend: omg today i got invited to like ten parties
• me: omg today the janoskians put up a new video

• one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
• one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
• one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves